Happy April Fools

 "What's with the fish on you back?", asks my neighbour on the way back from the school bus stop.

 "What fish?", I say, thinking he means the logo on my sweatshirt.

But no, I reach behind and pull off a paper cut-out of a goldfish. I realize that my daughter wasn't just giving me a hug this morning. She got me. C'est moi, le poisson d'avril!